Such things as a quadruple crown exist. This consists of running the Monday Nite Owl (the worst), Tuesday Morning Tempo, Wednesday Mourning Doves (the best), and Thursday Morning Track. The quadruple crownimal has the head of a Dove, the legs of a Hellkat, the body of Tuesday Tempo, and the ass of an Owl. Only one known person has earned the quadruple crownimal and he DNF-ed, so really, does it count??
— Emma Raub, June 19, 2012
The Christmas Crownimal
You know Hellkat and Tigerwolf and Dove and Night Owl,
you know Salmon Run and Donut Run and Narwhal and Sunday Funday,
But do you recall
The most famous one of all
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other crownimals
Used to laugh and call it names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any crownimal games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The President of NBR, Jen, came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my run tonight
Then how all the crownimals loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Crownimal
You'll go down in history
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal
Had a few random foes
And if you ever saw them,
You would even say they blow
And all of the other runs
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any NBR games,
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The Founders of NBR Aja and Misha, came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my run tonight
Then how all of NBR loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal,
You'll go down in history
Sue Walsh, 12/11/17