Crownimal

“Such things as a quadruple crown exist. This consists of running the Monday Nite Owl (the worst), Tuesday morning Tempo, Wednesday MOURNING DOVES (the best), and Thursday morning speedwork. The quadruple crownimal has the head of a DOVE, the legs of a hellkat, the body of Tuesday Tempo, and the ass of an owl. Only one known person has earned the quadruple crownimal and he DNF-ed, so really, does it count??” -Emma Raub, 6/19/2012

“Such things as a quadruple crown exist. This consists of running the Monday Nite Owl (the worst), Tuesday morning Tempo, Wednesday MOURNING DOVES (the best), and Thursday morning speedwork. The quadruple crownimal has the head of a DOVE, the legs of a hellkat, the body of Tuesday Tempo, and the ass of an owl. Only one known person has earned the quadruple crownimal and he DNF-ed, so really, does it count??” -Emma Raub, 6/19/2012

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The Christmas Crownimal

You know Hellkat and Tigerwolf and Dove and Night Owl, you know Salmon Run and Donut Run and Narwhal and Sunday Funday, But do you recall The most famous one of all  Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows  All of the other crownimals Used to laugh and call it names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any crownimal games  Then one foggy Christmas Eve, The President of NBR, Jen, came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my run tonight  Then how all the crownimals loved him, As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red-nose Crownimal You'll go down in history  Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal Had a few random foes And if you ever saw them, You would even say they blow    And all of the other runs Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph Join in any NBR games,  Then one foggy Christmas Eve, The Founders of NBR Aja and Misha, came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my run tonight  Then how all of NBR loved him, As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal, You'll go down in history    Sue Walsh, 12/11/17

You know Hellkat and Tigerwolf and Dove and Night Owl,
you know Salmon Run and Donut Run and Narwhal and Sunday Funday,
But do you recall
The most famous one of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other crownimals
Used to laugh and call it names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any crownimal games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The President of NBR, Jen, came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my run tonight

Then how all the crownimals loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Crownimal
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal
Had a few random foes
And if you ever saw them,
You would even say they blow

And all of the other runs
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any NBR games,

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The Founders of NBR Aja and Misha, came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my run tonight

Then how all of NBR loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crownimal,
You'll go down in history


Sue Walsh, 12/11/17